I’m so bossy bitch get off me….ballers I put numbers on the boards

I feel like getting drunk tonight but I might just call a boy or cry .. I hate that kind of drunk but I also love it

I’m confused all around really

daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

(via but-im-a-creep)

Or even just a booty.. Like an ass or buried treasure ill take whatever at this point

I need a booty call that I’m not scared to ask

goodthursday:

I should be smoked up & cuddled up right now

I wanna be attracted to white guys then I’m like..

Gimme sum of dat chocolate chip hunt dip can I get a scoop baby take a ride in my coupe you make me wanna shoooooooop
And I love dark dudes again.

I wish I was actually pretty and didn’t have to make a dumb face and edit every photo I have just to be decent.

White girl problems.

birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

  • sex is okay
  • so is masturbation
  • watching porn won’t make you impure
  • one night stands are okay too
  • having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
  • even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
  • sex with the same gender is alright
  • not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
  • your body your choice no matter your gender
  • shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

(via beautifulinsanity)
Accurate
Hey boo 👄